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Book One of The Junk-Tier Vanguard
Earth has been foreclosed. The Galactic Bank charges for oxygen. Marcus "Fix-It" Vance — blue-collar orbital garbageman with duct tape on his patchwork EVA suit — has seventy-two hours to cheat his way off Earth before the kill-switch implanted in the base of his skull starts its countdown.
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Marcus runs literal audits on Bank shipments in the Wild Sectors. Lady O learns to run the ship. The crew learns to run the audit. The Bank learns who, exactly, broke their classification taxonomy.
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Below this notice, you will find a curated selection of Bank documents I have either preserved from the V'Tari archives, retrieved from the dreadnought administrative cache before the late Auditor First-Class Vex's authorization codes expired, or — in two cases — composed myself, from memory, because the originals were in legal frequencies your nervous systems would not survive reading.
— Lady Ophelia O.R.A.C.L.E., Last Queen of the V'Tari, Curator (in transit)
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